SANTA COMBO
10 Santas and a girl were hanging below rescue helicopter with rope.
pilot said that one must leave because of overload. the girl said that
she will sacrifice. Then santas started clapping.
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Santa: I havent slept all night in the train
Friend: Why?
Santa: Got upper berth
Friend: Why didnt you exchange with the man in the lower berth
Santa: because there was no one in the lower berth.
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Santa was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Santa: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
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Santa visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Santa goes to china to find meaning of friend's last words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!"
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Postman:- I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet
Santa:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
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Santa found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
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Santa proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1 year elder to you'..........
Santa said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
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Santa told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Santa: So what take an umbrella and go.
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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Santa: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
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2 Santas were fixing a bomb in a car.
Santa 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Santa 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.
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Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Santa: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 daysago,
he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?
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Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long...!
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Salesman:This computer will cut your workload by 50%.
Santa:That is great, I will take two of them
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Santa: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven!
Banta: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!
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Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.
