CLEVER CUSTOMER
Mr.X: I lost my cheque book
Bank Manager: Be careful. Somebody may sign like you and encash
Mr.X: I am not a fool. I have already signed in all the leaves
BEING "LOAN"LY
Mr.X availed loan to buy a car. He could not repay promptly and the
bankers took away the car.
Mr.X reacted "Had I known this before, I would have availed loan
for my marriage"
PENALTY SHOOT OUT
Mr.X and his wife went on an African Safari, while a lion suddenly dragged
Mr.X's wife with its jaws.
Wife screamed: "Come on... quick... shoot him... shoot him"
Mr.X replied: "Wait... Let me change the battery of my camera first"
ONE IN A HUNDRED99 friends of Mr.X died in an accident.
News Reporter: What happened?
Mr.X: We were all waiting for the train and suddenly there was announcement
"Train will arrive at Platform No.3". Then immediately all my friends
jumped on to the track
Reporter: Thank God. At least you had the presence of mind and stayed on
Mr.X: Who said? I actually wanted to commit suicide by staying on the platform itself
"LANE" EXCUSEIn an 800m Race, athletes were ready to run. The announcement came "1, 2, 3 Start".
Mr.X didn't start while others kept running.
Organiser asked "Mr.X... what are you waiting for?"
Mr.X replied... "I am in Lane 4... It's not for me"
UNINTERESTING BOOKMr.X: This book is quite boring. Too many characters but no story...
Librarian: So, you are the culprit who took away the entry register...
COSTLY MISS
Mr.X read a news "Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump"
Mr.X commented "who asked him to wear the medal while jumping"
TOO MANY COOKS
Mr.X and three of his friends together started a petrol pump.
There was not a single customer to the pump.
Then they realised their mistake. The pump was installed in the first floor by mistake.
They closed the business and bought a Taxi. No customer approached them, as all the four were seated in the Taxi while searching for customers.
One day the Taxi broke down. All the four pushed the Taxi but it was in the same place even after a long time. Because two of them pushed at front and the other two pushed at the back.
Mr.X and his friends lost heart. They sold the taxi and took a bold step....
They planned properly and kidnapped a school girl...
They threatened her saying "Convince your dad and get us five lakhs...
Otherwise we will kill you...."
Girl agreed and went back home....
Girl's father promptly reached their place and paid five lakhs...
Later on Mr.X came to know that the girl's father was a friend of Mr.X....
